Jamais Vu

Senior Public Relations major at the University of Maryland.
21 Years Old.
This is a pseudo-feminist, food, fashion and music blog.
Just like the rest of them.

Dec 17
animalstalkinginallcaps: DINAH, I AM RARELY FORTHCOMING WITH MY EMOTIONS BUT PLEASE DON’T EVER LEAVE ME. I HAD A NIGHTMARE YESTERDAY WHEREIN YOU DIED IN A FREAK PEDICURE ACCIDENT AND I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH A WOMAN WHO ATE CARBS AND PURCHASED CLOTHING AT STORES THAT ALSO SELL HOME ELECTRONICS. IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING. FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE, LET US LIVE TOGETHER, ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE. I SIMPLY COULDN’T BEAR IT IF I WERE SOMEHOW THRUST INTO THE PASTY ARMS OF A TOURIST. I LICK MY ASS WITH MORE POISE AND GRACE THAN SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE WALK DOWN THE AISLE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DINAH, I AM RARELY FORTHCOMING WITH MY EMOTIONS BUT PLEASE DON’T EVER LEAVE ME. I HAD A NIGHTMARE YESTERDAY WHEREIN YOU DIED IN A FREAK PEDICURE ACCIDENT AND I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH A WOMAN WHO ATE CARBS AND PURCHASED CLOTHING AT STORES THAT ALSO SELL HOME ELECTRONICS. IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING. FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE, LET US LIVE TOGETHER, ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.

I SIMPLY COULDN’T BEAR IT IF I WERE SOMEHOW THRUST INTO THE PASTY ARMS OF A TOURIST. I LICK MY ASS WITH MORE POISE AND GRACE THAN SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE WALK DOWN THE AISLE.

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