Jamais Vu

Senior Public Relations major at the University of Maryland.
21 Years Old.
This is a pseudo-feminist, food, fashion and music blog.
Just like the rest of them.

Jan 28

Fuck.

Jan 26

I am so excited that Ryan got us tickets to the “Discovering Ellington” show at the Strathmore mansion, but I’m sort of sad I won’t get to see these guys. If anyone’s looking for tickets let me know.

(via fuckyeahalexiskrauss)

Jan 23

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”

(via rexmanning)

Jan 20

Problems with watching “16 and Pregnant” so close to my period?

Everything.

Jan 10

Good news you guys. This is really important.

Dec 27

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 17

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DINAH, I AM RARELY FORTHCOMING WITH MY EMOTIONS BUT PLEASE DON’T EVER LEAVE ME. I HAD A NIGHTMARE YESTERDAY WHEREIN YOU DIED IN A FREAK PEDICURE ACCIDENT AND I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITH A WOMAN WHO ATE CARBS AND PURCHASED CLOTHING AT STORES THAT ALSO SELL HOME ELECTRONICS. IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING. FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE, LET US LIVE TOGETHER, ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.

I SIMPLY COULDN’T BEAR IT IF I WERE SOMEHOW THRUST INTO THE PASTY ARMS OF A TOURIST. I LICK MY ASS WITH MORE POISE AND GRACE THAN SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE WALK DOWN THE AISLE.

(via well-behavedwoman)